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So, I was like trying to drink this apple juice (1 litre) so I go to my mum, chuck me some scissors, and she goes "no". So I go "ok".



Then I go and bite the bottom of the carton, and the carton starts giving me my daily allowance of [JUICE] - Thankyou very much, whats your day story?

I bought 20 fresh sunflowers at 7:15 am...

I bought cigaretts and had to go to school

i got banned from forums cause of my spam

got banned from #deathball

good

got my ati radeon 9800pro 256 mb ddrII and decided to spam and boast everywhere kthx.

i have a huge presentation to do tomorrow to 4 senior IT managers at hsbc.

after that im gonna get really pissed, and attempt to have sex with someone or something.

edit: it was me who parsed all instances of 'kthx' into 'i enjoy cock' on the deus site.

i telephoned with my girlfriend (shes on holidays)

I eat some plastic and started http://olinc.blogspot.com/


PS froste nice idea. DavidM add a new smilie for kthx = http://deus.ulimit.org/system/smilies/ienjoy.png

OMG the other day I opened a fruit by the foot, theres suppose to be one roll in it but i found TWO rolls in it omg I'm so lucky I deserve a cookie the size of germany

I woke up this morning about 3 minutes before I went to bed, drank a cup of sulfuric acid, and went on singing glory hallelujah.

I just woke up and i'm very very tired Gonna go to work in 10 minutes, and then to the tendist at 13:30 :O

I woke up to a massive 4 foot picture falling off the wall and scaring the shit out of me. gg shitty nails whoever put them in

my cat's name is mittens