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Jokes and riddles
Posted: 06-01-2006 18:21
by gangstA_uk
ok post ur jokes and riddles here ill start off. u can say answer to jokes but not answers to riddles How does jack frost get to work? by icicle get tht? byicicle and riddle (u dontr need to post both) Immagine your stuck on a desert island. It's sinking fast, there's sharks and there are no things to make a boat or a signal. How do you get off without getting eatten by the sharks?
Posted: 06-01-2006 18:50
by Rincewind SW
Sigh, I hate these sort of vague riddles. (And topic ¬_¬) (Oh yeah and hate the spelling and grammar XD Not sounding too hateful am I?
) Nayway in the riddle: use magic? It isn't real so yeah invent magic and teleport off the island.
Posted: 06-01-2006 20:54
by Jelly
My two fav. jokes/riddles:
Whats the thing that have two eyes, sitting in a cage, and says pip pip?
Answer: its an anchovie, the thing with the cage and the pip pip was just to make it more difficult
And
Whats the common thing between a cheetah and a red soda?
Answer: Neither collects postage stamps.
Posted: 06-01-2006 23:02
by Messy
What's the difference between hairspray and sunblocking spray?
Posted: 06-01-2006 23:11
by gangstA_uk
lool i odnt no wat is it ands still answer my riddle...
Posted: 06-01-2006 23:34
by BunnyS
I don't know the answer to any of these ^^
but I have to pull the lame jokes out the bag
What's brown and sticky ?
Posted: 07-01-2006 00:21
by speedy
A STICK
Posted: 07-01-2006 00:21
by speedy
Messy wrote:
What's the difference between hairspray and sunblocking spray?
one makes your hair hard and the other doesn't
Posted: 07-01-2006 00:27
by NoSexualFreak
hairspray begins with h l o l o l o l!
Posted: 07-01-2006 00:38
by Tupac's second cousin Ste
wat is dat buton in microsoft word dat haz sum leters and a ickle tick on it?
Posted: 07-01-2006 13:27
by gangstA_uk
dont no who wants the answer to my riddle " Immagine your stuck on a desert island. It's sinking fast, there's sharks and there are no things to make a boat or a signal. How do you get off without getting eatten by the sharks?" answer is stop immaginein
Posted: 07-01-2006 18:03
by BunnyS
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
(gotta love the lame ones
)
Posted: 07-01-2006 18:23
by [GR]Kermit
that one is very good?
Posted: 07-01-2006 18:26
by gangstA_uk
lol how many letters in the alphabet
Posted: 07-01-2006 18:36
by BunnyS
No [GR]Kermit I didn't say it was good
I'm queen of bad lame jokes
oh and "lol how many letters in the alphabet"
11 or 7 depending on if you count "the"