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Come on Nicky, next "Question of the Day" please!

100 ways to decelerate a car (no need to sit inside )

Stand in front of it?

Depending on your weight, this might be useless

Call the driver an as*****

Drive a lorry in front of it?

Use a crane with a magnet to lift it (car stopped!)

That would probably do the trick.

Ok, stand on the pavement and flash your boobs (assuming that the driver is male and that you are female) would that work?

Yes!

Throw an anchor through the car window, the chain cable should be fixed in a manhole

Wouldn't that just pull the manhole cover out of the ground very violently?

Ok, park an elephant in it's path!

I did not say, fix it to the cover!

The poor elephant!

Freeze the car (and fix it on the floor with ice!)

Zap the tyres with my lazer vision

Throw a gigantic bezoar at the car

Oooh, ooh, i got it......................throw a load of tacks (small nails) into the road to punchure the tyres!

Make the traffic lights suddenly go RED!!!:D

Turn out all the lights, including the sun and the moon!;)