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- nighthawk263
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- nighthawk263
- Senior Member
- Posts: 9035
- Joined: 09-01-2005 04:41
- Contact:
- nighthawk263
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<----Angelica
*finallyemergesfromdarkcorneroflabholdingdevice*
Finally! My analysingthingy is complete! Some new features, shall have to sit down and sort out some patent applications soon.
*putsonglasseswithbluetoothconnectiontodevice*
*starts*
Guys! Wake up! This is just like the island of the lotus eaters in the Odessy! Or the planet of the lotus eaters in Ulysses31!
Hmm, looks like everyone thought they got their wishes granted at once. And now they're all asleep and the house is moving towards us.
*panics*
*startsdraggingpeopleasfarfromthehouseasshecan*
Wake up!
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the way to a conferenece in Scotland by train. Looking out the window, they saw a black sheep.
The astronomer said "hey, that's interesting; all the sheep in Scotland are black!"
The physicist said "No, some of the sheep in Scotland are black."
The mathematician said "No, in Scotland there is at least one field, in which there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black."
*no-onelaughs*
hmm, must remember not to tell science jokes.
*keepsdraggingpeopleaway*
*finallyemergesfromdarkcorneroflabholdingdevice*
Finally! My analysingthingy is complete! Some new features, shall have to sit down and sort out some patent applications soon.
*putsonglasseswithbluetoothconnectiontodevice*
*starts*
Guys! Wake up! This is just like the island of the lotus eaters in the Odessy! Or the planet of the lotus eaters in Ulysses31!
Hmm, looks like everyone thought they got their wishes granted at once. And now they're all asleep and the house is moving towards us.
*panics*
*startsdraggingpeopleasfarfromthehouseasshecan*
Wake up!
Reminds me of a joke:Well, one of the trees was hollow, we don't know that about the others.
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the way to a conferenece in Scotland by train. Looking out the window, they saw a black sheep.
The astronomer said "hey, that's interesting; all the sheep in Scotland are black!"
The physicist said "No, some of the sheep in Scotland are black."
The mathematician said "No, in Scotland there is at least one field, in which there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black."
*no-onelaughs*
hmm, must remember not to tell science jokes.
*keepsdraggingpeopleaway*
- steviehouse
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- Joined: 30-03-2005 13:18
- steviehouse
- Posts: 942
- Joined: 30-03-2005 13:18
<----ELSA
Here, allow me *picksTotoupandcarrieshimtothebackofthetent*
Ufff, blimey, that dog needs to go on a diet!!!!!
*haulsTinmantobackoftent* and that metal suit is well heavy, i don't know how he can walk around in that darn thing! Hmmm, didn't notice it was that heavy last night! *realisespeoplemightactuallybelisteningandblushes*
Huhuumm, anyway, i think we may be safe now, the house seems to have stopped whatever it was that it was doing!
Here, allow me *picksTotoupandcarrieshimtothebackofthetent*
Ufff, blimey, that dog needs to go on a diet!!!!!
*haulsTinmantobackoftent* and that metal suit is well heavy, i don't know how he can walk around in that darn thing! Hmmm, didn't notice it was that heavy last night! *realisespeoplemightactuallybelisteningandblushes*
Huhuumm, anyway, i think we may be safe now, the house seems to have stopped whatever it was that it was doing!