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*wants to know what Nicky is going to ask*

Its something along the lines of what Bunny asked

BunnyS wrote: Would you like some toast ?

That one?

Yes

so when r u gonna ask it?

Nicky wrote: I know and I was trying to joke about the joke

and while I'm here:

@Bunny: I have something really important to ask that the others will want to know ... (I'm sure you know what I'm going to ask )

"would you like some toast ? "

"maybe a muffin ? crumpet ? "

"NOOOO"

"aaah so you're a waffle man ! "

i have a serious question....

If 24 hour convenient stores are open 24 hours then how come the doors have locks on them???

the serious answer to that is that just because they stay open 24 hours per day doesn't mean that they never close. if they close down because they don't get enough business, they renovate, or they have to close for other reasons, they need to lock up so people don't break in.

The creative answer: because the doors would be too light otherwise, and they would swing open too fast.

The buildings were originally meant to be vaults

If you want a real test of creativity (not this nonsense), try solving the bosswolf's riddle. You're a not pron player, I'm sure you can find the link to it.

If you're a real riddler, I'm sure you can find the Other riddles thread to post that there ...

why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

masterscorpio118 wrote: why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Simple, we have to park in the driveway because there are no vacant parking space left on the parkway after all the others have parked there.

But:
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
Why is it that goods sent by a car is often called shipment, and if it's sent by ship; cargo?
If I always tell lies, then what does that mean?
If you drive your car at the speed of light, and turn on the front lights, then what happens?
Why is it that everytime we drive through an area searching, and slow down to get a better look, we turn down the radio?

Mighty Midget wrote: If I always tell lies, then what does that mean?

This is the most simple one, solvable with logic:

If your sentence above is not true, it says, you do not always tell lies - but the sentence above is still a lie

Is the glass half empty or half full?