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Standardized Deathball.net Bonehead Reply Form 
(check all boxes that apply) 

Dear: 
[ ] American         [X] Euro            [ ] Other
[ ] Loser            [ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] "Nubcake"        [X] Annoying person
[ ] Freak            [X] Flamer
[X] Troller 
[ ] cY associate/Fanboi

I took exception to your recent: 
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding something I, David M, changed for no good reason
[ ] Post regarding bugs (instant ignore)
[X] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[ ] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[X] Fanboi Post
[ ] Whining Post

It was (check all that apply): 
[X] Lame         [X] Stupid       [X] Abusive
[ ] Clueless     [X] Idiotic      [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic    [X] Arrogant     [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous     [X] Ignorant
[X] Retarded     [ ] Embellished  [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring       [ ] Dim          [X] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful    [ ] Demented     [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy        [ ] Weird        [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome    [ ] Despicable
[X] Belligerent  [X] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. 

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: 
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[ ] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
    - FIFA 2002
    - FIFA 2003
    - NHL*
    - Wayne Gretzky's 3D anything
    - Some other random sports title
    - a pervious DB version
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[X] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[X] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it 
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[X] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You make no sense
[X] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[X] You are a loser.
[X] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. 
[ ] You do not make this game

It is recommended that you: 
[ ] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] stop reading Deathball Forums and go play or something
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing 
[ ] Go make your own damn game

In Closing, I'd Like to Say: 
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[X] Learn how to post
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.