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let's discuss about db becoming a pc. would u buy it?

Jerkoff wrote: well, if it was standalone, there wouldn't be a gazillion changes every patch, so yes, I would buy it.

much like windows?

Anyhow, DavidM will have to sell many t-shirts to be able to afford to make a stand alone version of deathball.

probably not....

i still prefer the thong..maybe i'll buy it ^^

Well, they could win a full engine licence when they win the MSU contest can't they?

but we wont, we arent enough like counterstrike

It would be nice if you guys had as much popularity as cs. You could have DB TV commercials, commercials for the thong too, lol. I can imagine it now...

Commercial starts

:-David M jumps out of a TV wearing nothing but a DB thong and hoodie, surprising a kid and his sister.

[DAVID] PLAY DEATHBALL! OMFG IT ROX!
[KID] YEAH!!
[Sister] Nice thong!! OMG 1337!

:-Scene then cuts to the kid joining a public server and getting assraped by veterans. Kid starts crying, because he's died about a trillion times, then shot it in once, and all the people in the serv are yelling at him, "OMG GTFO NUB, GGNUB, VO NOOB!", and he's confused.

[kid, crying]David, what is VO? Help me! I suck!
[David]Shut up bitch, you do suck, and will never ever be good. let's go sweetie
[Naked sister] Oh yeah!

:-The thong song starts playing as they drive off in David's convertible Mercedes Benz, the screen turns black and the deathball logo comes up. Announcer says, "Deathball. You suck, but your sister is hot. Buy that ho a thong!"

DB then becomes a wordwide hit and becomes the biggest sport on the planet, with games showed on TV, and everyone who plays it is automatically deemed sexy by models and hot chicks!! !!

put the beer away pls. kthx

roflmfao that was brilliant!

I bet David bought Susi that DB thong :>

go creative, everybody sez that

the way it is NOW, its not worth to buy, duh.. still many bugs and many unfinished stuff... but with the proper advertising the promised 3.0 version could be a success...

licensing the Unreal Engine, that could be the tricky part..

EDIT: and of course, it would need 50 more maps at least, and even more rox0r AI... and maybe Tennis, Warfare, DodgeBall, GibBall that kinda stuff :p

if db was standalone..t hwere would be even less ppl playign it!