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Posted: **19-07-2005 20:50**

Paul feels dirty?

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:50**

Nope, but it is a mental illness-type thing.

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:52**

Fred and Paul are the same physical person (schizophrenia)

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:53**

Multiple personalities

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:53**

Yep.

Can someone else do one now? Or I'll have to do a really easy one.

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:55**

A man is replacing a tyre on his car but suddenly realises that he has lost the four nuts needed to hold it on. A passer-by comes up with a speedy solution that doesnt involve buying more nuts. What is it?

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:56**

The passer-by gets out a tube of superglue and uses that.

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:56**

Fix every tyre with only 3 nuts?

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:57**

Take one from each of the other wheels?

Posted: **19-07-2005 20:57**

ye, the 3 nut thing not the glue lol

Bit too easy lol

A queen has twins by caesarean section so it's unknown who would have been born first. Now the twins are adults and ready to rule. One is intensely stupid, while the other is highly intelligent, well loved and charismatic. yet the unintelligent one is chosen as the next ruler. Why?

Posted: **19-07-2005 21:01**

Because unfortunately boys are preferred instead of girls ....

Posted: **19-07-2005 21:02**

I need some more hard ones

there were a couple that took a while for anyone to get lol

Ok this one is really stupid:

Sally, Lisa and bernadette are triplets but Sally and Lisa share something that Bernadette does not. What is it?

Posted: **19-07-2005 21:06**

A spleen.

Posted: **19-07-2005 21:07**

And why would they share a spleen?

Posted: **19-07-2005 21:07**

A tendency to overindulge in icecream.

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