hmm cool, cuz my mom is in tokio for 1 month for business, and since she was gone like 1 week ago and wont come back in 3 weeks, thats weird, but wait i had your mom over and i heard her scream in teh kitchen! man, u casanova!
sure thing, just bring ur mum, ur camera, and hump her in my kitchen, i wont look i promise, later on sell the movie on ebay or summit and give me the money for loaning u my house instead of a paper bag (u would have humped her there otherwise)