Post more random stuff no-one needs to know =)

L33FY · Post by **L33FY** » 20-08-2003 09:15

So, I was like trying to drink this apple juice (1 litre) so I go to my mum, chuck me some scissors, and she goes "no". So I go "ok".

Then I go and bite the bottom of the carton, and the carton starts giving me my daily allowance of [JUICE] - Thankyou very much, whats your day story?

Rens2Sea · Post by **Rens2Sea** » 20-08-2003 09:22

I bought 20 fresh sunflowers at 7:15 am...

[GR]Kermit · Post by **[GR]Kermit** » 20-08-2003 18:34

I bought cigaretts and had to go to school

RaGe|DB · Post by **RaGe|DB** » 20-08-2003 19:02

i got banned from forums cause of my spam

Fallen · Post by **Fallen** » 20-08-2003 20:35

got banned from #deathball

RaGe|DB · Post by **RaGe|DB** » 20-08-2003 21:06

good $\o/$

MeSSiaH{FCU} · Post by **MeSSiaH{FCU}** » 20-08-2003 21:17

got my ati radeon 9800pro 256 mb ddrII and decided to spam and boast everywhere kthx.

fro · Post by **fro** » 20-08-2003 21:29

i have a huge presentation to do tomorrow to 4 senior IT managers at hsbc.

after that im gonna get really pissed, and attempt to have sex with someone or something.

edit: it was me who parsed all instances of 'kthx' into 'i enjoy cock' on the deus site.

Hugi · Post by **Hugi** » 20-08-2003 21:37

i telephoned with my girlfriend (shes on holidays)

L33FY · Post by **L33FY** » 20-08-2003 23:26

I eat some plastic and started http://olinc.blogspot.com/

PS froste nice idea. DavidM add a new smilie for kthx = http://deus.ulimit.org/system/smilies/ienjoy.png

InSaNe · Post by **InSaNe** » 20-08-2003 23:34

OMG the other day I opened a fruit by the foot, theres suppose to be one roll in it but i found TWO rolls in it omg I'm so lucky I deserve a cookie the size of germany

Armagon · Post by **Armagon** » 21-08-2003 03:38

I woke up this morning about 3 minutes before I went to bed, drank a cup of sulfuric acid, and went on singing glory hallelujah.

Rens2Sea · Post by **Rens2Sea** » 21-08-2003 06:02

I just woke up and i'm very very tired

Gonna go to work in 10 minutes, and then to the tendist at 13:30 :O

Xelent · Post by **Xelent** » 21-08-2003 08:13

I woke up to a massive 4 foot picture falling off the wall and scaring the shit out of me. gg shitty nails whoever put them in

DiStUrbeD · Post by **DiStUrbeD** » 21-08-2003 08:42

my cat's name is mittens