Standardized Deathball.net Bonehead Reply Form
(check all boxes that apply)
Dear:
[ ] American [ ] Euro [ ] Other
[ ] Loser [ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] "Nubcake" [ ] Annoying person
[ ] Freak [ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller
[ ] cY associate/Fanboi
I took exception to your recent:
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding something I, David M, changed for no good reason
[ ] Post regarding bugs (instant ignore)
[ ] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[ ] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[ ] Fanboi Post
[ ] Whining Post
It was (check all that apply):
[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Retarded [ ] Embellished [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[ ] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
- FIFA 2002
- FIFA 2003
- NHL*
- Wayne Gretzky's 3D anything
- Some other random sports title
- a pervious DB version
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
[ ] You do not make this game
It is recommended that you:
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] stop reading Deathball Forums and go play or something
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Go make your own damn game
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.
Here David... this might help you in your quest to be the worst game designer/worst community relatons representitive ever.
Use as you may, my gift to you.
edit: yes, i'v altered the form a few times on suggestions already.
Last edited by Surge on 10-07-2003 09:08, edited 1 time in total.
jezus christ SURGE !!! GET A FUCKING LIFE U MORON, first of all I NEVER READ UR LONG THREADS, second STFU it almost looks like ur a racist! cause u hate euro's , ( its like u wanna bomb us) oO! Now stfu and go loook for some friends
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [X] Euro
[ ] Loser [ ] American
[ ] "Nubcake" [ ] Annoying person
[ ] Freak [ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller
[ ] General incompetent Being
I took exception to your recent:
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding shooting sound
[ ] Post regarding bugs (instant ignore)
[X] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[ ] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[X] Fanboi Post
[ ] Whining Post
It was (check all that apply):
[X] Lame [X] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless [X] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [X] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [X] Ignorant
[X] Retarded [ ] Embellished [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [X] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [XXXXX] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Despicable
[X] Belligerent [X] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[ ] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
- FIFA 2002
- FIFA 2003
- NHL*
- Wayne Gretzky's 3D anything
- Some other random sports title
- a pervious DB version
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[X] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[X] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
[ ] You do not make this game
It is recommended that you:
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] stop reading Deathball Forums and go play or something
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Go make your own damn game
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.
k?k.
Last edited by Zoline on 10-07-2003 08:51, edited 1 time in total.
back in the days when i didnt know there is a guy like him anywhere in outta net i woke up and felt bored. these days i almost hurry to get up and hope for a new post on the forum to laugh my ass off about. Thank u Surge for being that "unique" (dumb and ignorant in this case)! Thanks alot pal!
