1) On a general public server, nobody I knew was on the server at the time (thankfully). A long ball was played, unlike myself, I stood and waited for the ball to drop to me, turned around to realise that there was no-one in the goals, or for that matter, near me atall. I ran to about the edge of the box, powered up, just as I powered up, and this is no joke, my mobile rang right next to me, I held the power to long from the shock, and the gun made that "saflafe536bsoba" noise and the ball flew miles away.
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2) This is a stupid one but me being in goals, someone hits an easy shot to catch, and I leap to the left and the ball goes by me into the net, admit it, weve all done it at one point :p
3) I scored an Own Goal in a clan match,
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Hmm it will take me some time to think of another few but Im bored shitless so I'll be back no doubt
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