if DB would turn into a stand-alone

siLVer · Post by **siLVer** » 21-04-2004 16:49

let's discuss about db becoming a pc. would u buy it?

Imo · Post by **Imo** » 21-04-2004 17:40

Jerkoff wrote: well, if it was standalone, there wouldn't be a gazillion changes every patch, so yes, I would buy it.

much like windows?

Anyhow, DavidM will have to sell many t-shirts to be able to afford to make a stand alone version of deathball.

Dazlin · Post by **Dazlin** » 21-04-2004 17:47

probably not....

siLVer · Post by **siLVer** » 21-04-2004 18:18

i still prefer the thong..maybe i'll buy it ^^

BL44T · Post by **BL44T** » 21-04-2004 18:34

Well, they could win a full engine licence when they win the MSU contest can't they?

Post by **DavidM** » 21-04-2004 18:40

but we wont, we arent enough like counterstrike

Jerkoff · Post by **Jerkoff** » 21-04-2004 19:39

It would be nice if you guys had as much popularity as cs. You could have DB TV commercials, commercials for the thong too, lol. I can imagine it now...

Commercial starts

:-David M jumps out of a TV wearing nothing but a DB thong and hoodie, surprising a kid and his sister.

[DAVID] PLAY DEATHBALL! OMFG IT ROX!
[KID] YEAH!!
[Sister] Nice thong!! OMG 1337!

:-Scene then cuts to the kid joining a public server and getting assraped by veterans. Kid starts crying, because he's died about a trillion times, then shot it in once, and all the people in the serv are yelling at him, "OMG GTFO NUB, GGNUB, VO NOOB!", and he's confused.

[kid, crying]David, what is VO? Help me! I suck!
[David]Shut up bitch, you do suck, and will never ever be good. let's go sweetie
[Naked sister] Oh yeah!

:-The thong song starts playing as they drive off in David's convertible Mercedes Benz, the screen turns black and the deathball logo comes up. Announcer says, "Deathball. You suck, but your sister is hot. Buy that ho a thong!"

DB then becomes a wordwide hit and becomes the biggest sport on the planet, with games showed on TV, and everyone who plays it is automatically deemed sexy by models and hot chicks!! $\o/$ !!

siLVer · Post by **siLVer** » 21-04-2004 19:59

put the beer away pls. kthx

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 21-04-2004 21:07

roflmfao that was brilliant!

I bet David bought Susi that DB thong :>

Post by **DavidM** » 21-04-2004 21:27

go creative, everybody sez that

Cenotaph · Post by **Cenotaph** » 22-04-2004 00:29

the way it is NOW, its not worth to buy, duh.. still many bugs and many unfinished stuff... but with the proper advertising the promised 3.0 version could be a success...

licensing the Unreal Engine, that could be the tricky part..

EDIT: and of course, it would need 50 more maps at least, and even more rox0r AI...

and maybe Tennis, Warfare, DodgeBall, GibBall that kinda stuff :p

priior · Post by **priior** » 22-04-2004 04:25

if db was standalone..t hwere would be even less ppl playign it!