TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY FOR VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE. SOME OF YOU ARE VERY RETARDED ASSHOLES. NO. ALL OF YOU. YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT. IF SHE WALKS IN FRONT OF THE TV, YOU WOULD ALL MISS THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY. YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID, AT SUPER MARIO SHE WALKS TO THE LEFT. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS ...